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Ckers Demotivational Poster


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




WINDOW LICKERS -




SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...




USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by mikejam

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


DO YOU REALLY NEED... - To read the story?


TAGS: news headline pub snickers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Gamedoc

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:47 pm
Mabye that was not a sumo suit. SHE WANTED TO MAKE OUT WITH A SNICKERS TO EAT IT THEN HER GAY EX GIRFRIEND MADE OUT WITH THE SNICKERS BAR!! O_O


GREYBEARDS - They're Amsome !


TAGS: greybeards amsome mother f ckers mustyk
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greeny - April 14, 2012, 8:08 am
140637


9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.


TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.


BREAKER 1-9 -


TAGS: truckers convoy cwmccall
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:26 pm
"ROCKIN'" Personally, I thought it was "TRUCKIN'" but that would be kinda redundant, under the circumstances. Hope that helps.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
Heathen!
Sean - April 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please come to patient admissions, stat!
Kspace - April 1, 2011, 8:41 am
I miss tunnels...
Sean - March 31, 2011, 2:00 pm
"They even had a bear in the air." (And that's from memory ... now I'm off to YouTube.) Thanks Airman for putting that song in my head. I'll do you for that! 5.
50cal - March 31, 2011, 1:53 pm
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:02 am
WE GOT OURSELVES A CONVOY ROLLIN' THRU THE NIGHT!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:20 pm
10-4 good buddy, watch for that bear in the air. 5


URLACHER'S MOM'Z A HOE - There's a "CORNER-BACK", "SAFETY", and a "LINE-BACKER" in on the sack, somebodys gotta be OPEN down-field.




YUM -


TAGS: white people are tasty crackers
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by axe11154

spanko1 - October 18, 2011, 11:07 am
Soylent GREEN is people!


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




18 Inches -




MAKE HIM A SAMMICH -


TAGS: wife recipe bread crackers sammich
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
Iconoclast - February 22, 2011, 11:03 pm
It has been previously noted that we English speaking peoples are divided by our common language. In this instance I was using Motifake speak, a form of common language not taught in school. With all due respect to the Earl of Sandwich.
knuker - February 22, 2011, 5:26 pm
thehun wtfgdykaacatot usa if you can read this you may have a text or tweeting problem also to simplify it for you other peoples thehun shut it.
Claire - February 21, 2011, 10:15 pm
Did he just call us "yanks?"
rerun - February 21, 2011, 8:20 pm

at Motifake it is a sammich
thehun - February 21, 2011, 8:14 pm
when will you bloody yanks learn? its called a Sandwich!!!
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:29 am
It's close Louis! Do it! Quick! Before he comes home!


CLASSIC ROCKERS - Appearing soon at a Retirement Village near you.




QUIT YOUR JIBBA JABBA! - Get some nuts!


TAGS: mr t snickers
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by baiao

leeebling - February 10, 2009, 4:27 am
Hilarious!


GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL -


TAGS: little fuckers
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Wow... didn't laugh so hard in a long time too bad I can only give it a 5L lol, Airman... great job!
Thundercross - June 17, 2010, 9:21 am
their office
Thundercross - June 17, 2010, 9:21 am
Pill Pockets for the win. Any vet will be selling these in your office. Just be careful they don't get dried out in the bag or the cat will stop taking them. My cat LOVES them.
Sean - March 19, 2010, 4:17 pm
I was having vivid horrifying flashbacks by #7.
Sho - March 18, 2010, 1:05 am
I was already laughing my ass off at #2. 5L
Sean - March 17, 2010, 4:36 pm
Annnnnnnd how. And thanks again for the really good laugh.
Airman - March 17, 2010, 3:36 pm
thanks Sean. glad you liked it. I am sure you have been there
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:31 pm
Wonderful job, Airman. I have tears in both of my eyes. They were there since point #8. Beautiful poster.
erock - March 17, 2010, 1:35 pm
5pills to you airman. the tag on this poster says it all!


GO PACKERS! -




TOGETHERNESS -




THIS SIGN -




OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!




SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"


TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sh8kes

falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am
Better start using a brighter color for your text.


ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!




sgt at arms -




WISCONSIN - THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THIS IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE


TAGS: wisconsin packers hick fat people dumb
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by dookiewoo10

Puppieeyes223 - October 23, 2010, 9:16 pm
LMAO! It's true! Go Saints!


PROM GIRLS HANDLING COCKS - Their dates hope that they will be handling other peckers after the prom.


TAGS: prom girls cocks peckers
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by rick17126

Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 10:17 am
O r i g 1 n a L!


NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR A WHILE - Grab a snickers




TEMPTING FATE -


TAGS: do you want some cheese and quackers with that whine
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:07 am
AFLAAAAAAC
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:05 am
Scorpion vs Duck....I think I saw that Porno............
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:03 am
LMAO! I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little duck, isn't it?
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:17 pm
Very clever....I stood and cheared.


Oh, dear god no! -




WTF!! - Brett FAVRE throws out the first pitch at the MINNESOTA TWINS game. I still love you FAVRE.




HOMEWRECKERS - You Bitch!!! I let you into my home and this is how you repay me.




LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!


TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn


4 O'CLOCK - Your afternoon snack is served. Bon appetit.




DESPAIR - Is the price one pays For setting oneself An impossible aim.




IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising




PACKER FANS - They're Everywhere. They're Even In A-Stan


TAGS: packers
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Belisarius

lol - December 11, 2008, 5:24 am
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BACKPACKERS - We hated commercial music before Hipsters made it mainstream.




EXERTION -


TAGS: slackers unite
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sean

Ed-Hyde - March 23, 2010, 7:23 am
Agdaniele, one of the most epic things ever is headed your way.
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 2:49 am
Another round, anyone?


GUNDAM STYLE -


TAGS: snickers kim jong un better
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Ism

Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:10 am
Dunno a good skit of the original advert, maybe the little twit would feel better if he did eat the capitalist, imperialist snack, only thing worse is the twit hitting the big red button!!
forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:03 am
It's funny, but I gave it 2L because I saw it many times. There is no need to copy, you're better than that, Ism! ;)


HEAD GAMES -


TAGS: snickers now in vanilla flavor
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 19, 2009, 5:49 pm
Thanks RON, but gullibility remains the main reason I fell for her in the first place. *reads that last bit over, rubs forehead, forgets why*
RON - June 19, 2009, 4:58 pm
like your wifes pic here...lol very good!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:28 pm
*harshin'
Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:27 pm
That's it. You two dudes are harhin' my snickers. Now cut that out.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:32 am
Where did you think the rabbit costume came from?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 19, 2009, 12:35 am
That's only because of her implants and your plethora of kinky fetishes.


HACKERS - Not all hackers suffer from autism... Some are simply retarded


TAGS: hackers retarded autism
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by One More

TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:36 am
well then you should never nazi anybody else.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:35 am
No, I meant "or encouraged to do it"
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:32 am
I think you mean "or would encourage someone to do it"
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:30 am
Everyone should put in the effort, I'm not saying it's good or even encouraged to do it, but shit happens
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:28 am
I search using any reasonable tag or title so that my stuff is original. At least I put in the effort.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:21 am
You're not sure of that though... have you seen every poster?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:21 am
Could if a little effort was put in. I have never had to copy someone elses pic.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am
With over.. what? 50k posters.. you think a picture won't be used more than once?
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:11 am
This pic has been used. Your caption makes no sense. But besides the pic and caption....great poster.
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:11 am
Well, I was going to be offended by this cause my son is autistic. Course, my son probably will be hacking computers by the time he's 12 at the rate he's going. Oh well, just make sure he uses his own bot net.


HACKERS - No life... no girls... no sex... and no children to carry on being uber-assholes


TAGS: hackers children
Rating: 1.77/5

More motifakes by One More

LogicDude - July 27, 2009, 9:54 am
Get off my furry orange, black and white nuts and find an original avatar for that matter...
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 12:05 am
If you're gonna wear your hobbes avatar, live up to it.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 12:04 am
you're
St.Lol - July 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
No more please. We get the idea, you got hacked and your pissed.


Tattoos -




SENILITY -


TAGS: elvis assignment all the checkers and bridge you can play
Rating: 3.75/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:17 pm
This one almost reads like a comic. It's almost like I'm there and can hear it!! I'll never be able to compose this type of amsomeness.
MO - February 22, 2010, 8:45 pm
Sorry space! You've been replaced. This is now my new fav. This is.......I got nothing to express how much win is in this poster. 5L++++++++
Sean - December 13, 2009, 3:08 am
I thought I was all alone in this world, until I read the sauerkraut line. Peace, Grandma ... and I'll climb in through your window just after lights out.
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:42 am
LMAO....5 Alzeimhers!!


MY FAMILY STICKERS -




HAPPY DRUNKS -


TAGS: iluvyerman yougouysrthebestbuddiesaguyheylookatthoseknockersoopssheslookingatusithinksheheard
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:45 am
I loved this one. The tag is a great topper.
Sean - November 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Oops. I meant yer right about it not being my best. Not the other part. Sorry.
Sean - October 26, 2009, 11:38 pm
Hey thanks and yer right. It's no COLD COCKLES. I nailed the hell outta that one.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 10:08 pm
sean, it's not your best work, but still would easily be my best if i made it. therefore, five lions


IDITAROD ICE CREAM RACE - These dogs love the peanut butter. Their owners are the happiest women I know.




FLUFFY BUNNIES -




BART IS NOW ANONYMOUS!!! - Don't bother calling him, he can't answer....




SNARCASM -




PREMATURE ... YOU KNOW? -


TAGS: snickers
Rating: 2.5/5

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Sean - June 28, 2009, 9:18 pm
Swear on my mother's shallow grave that I didn't do this one. But take it from me. It's funnier when you imagine the sound a light saber just as you "turn" it on. *snickers*


GENEROSITY - Please Think of the Retards in Your Life. 10 Cents Can Help.


TAGS: for all you window lickers
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Lex

Shamrock - September 11, 2009, 4:12 pm
Retard stamps?!
Jmac0585 - September 11, 2009, 1:57 pm
The only thing funnier than this poster was the guy dressed as a clown that marched the Jewish children into the ovens. One unlaughing lion.


BOOTLICKERS - Taking YOUR job...




ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.




PACKERS FANS - They seem so lost now that they don't have Favre.




Logic fail -


TAGS: steak beer crackers logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 18, 2013, 2:01 pm
So is three logic of the world. 5L


OPTIMISM -




Stamp out BS -




SCHADENFREUDE - Is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.




HAW HAW HAW ??!! -


TAGS: peckers
Rating: 3.86/5

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AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: hot dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: opportunity door knockers
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:59 am
Knock, Knock. Who's there?


SOBERITY - BREAKING UP BANDS SINCE 1935.


TAGS: bands recovery soberity program rockers
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by saturnkilled

Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:27 pm
4/5. Only missing one cause of spelling...though I might rate it 5 later anyway haha.
GySgt1811a - December 15, 2011, 5:21 pm
Geez, thanks, Monk! I was wracking (not "racking," - different usage) my small brain trying to figure out what "soberity" was. It almost makes sense.
5150monkeylove - December 15, 2011, 12:51 pm
It would have helped if you could spell. I am not a super spelling Nazi like some, but come on! It is the title, fer chrissakes. It would have been a good poster if you cared. 1L for the days you make it sober.


THE BIG LEBOWSKI - "THE DUDE" Sometimes.....He doesn't ABIDE.




STICKERS - Location, Location, Location.


TAGS: location situational awareness stickers
Rating: 2.62/5


BABIES, - The other white meat!




FEED THE DUCKS - Shoot the homeless.




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am
Phfucking rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


Yeah, good job. -


TAGS: edible nickers im familiar with
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - December 30, 2015, 11:41 am
around here, it would have deer and cow fertilizer for a little additional flavoring! chuckle,chuckle!
JesusWept - December 29, 2015, 8:36 pm
'Skor' is 'shoes' in Swedish. What flavor is that?! LMAO!!
mizzdizz - December 29, 2015, 8:16 pm
With 'nickers', sickers' I wonder what's being covered up? Also, if you read bottom toward the top, you end up with 'eat.more nickers----- LOL! 5L
Silverheart - December 29, 2015, 7:52 pm

Would you rather eat 'nickers'?


winter driving hazards -




Military Humor -




I hate working weekends. -




She's Got A Lovely Pair o' coconuts -




The Expendables 4 -




TODAY'S DATING SCENE... - ...It's just not worth the trouble.




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